I can't do this all on my own,
I'm no superman.

askjefferssterling:

If you want to.

I want to pretty much all the time, it’s just usually inappropriate.

posted 2 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

It’s a lot of fun when you grope me.

Guess I should do it more often, then.

posted 7 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

Well, at least I’m fun to grope.

Very fun.

posted 8 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

Well, I’d hope so. Not even because you love me, huh? Mean.

I’m not mean. I even said you tasted good and that you were fun to grope.

posted 8 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

But dogs mouths are supposed to have like some natural antibacteria or something, I don’t know. So that’s the only reason you make out with me?

I’d still sooner kiss you than the dog. And yeah, pretty much.

posted 9 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

Dogs have cleaner mouths than people and you make out with me, so I think you’re okay.

They do not. Dog use their mouths like hands, they touch everything with it. Besides, I only make out with you because you taste good and you’re fun to grope.

posted 9 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

Why not?

Germs, I think.

posted 9 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

Okay. In the meantime, you can have a dog licking your face.

I read that you’re not supposed to let them do that, but okay.

posted 10 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

I don’t know, you’re the one punishing.

You could still suggest stuff. Hmm, I’ll think about it.

posted 10 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via

askjefferssterling:

How?

Hm, I haven’t decided yet. What do you think?

posted 10 hours ago on 10/21/2014 • 45 notes • via